(Source: thetimguan)
emma: level 26 dolphin that can fly
ok
marie: Lv.38 Sage. Special trait: can transform into an animal.
kat: Lv.65 Cleric. Special trait: can put people to sleep by singing.
what now
Gus: Lv.87 Salesman. Special trait: has a powerful kick.
>BD
kid: Lv.53 Merchant. Special trait: can woo anyone, regardless of gender.
w i n k u
lisola: Lv.79 Archer. Special trait: beautiful.
beautif—-
dan: Lv.97 Priest. Special trait: can woo anyone, regardless of gender.
Well, I suppose that could come in handy,
Lindsay: Lv.77 Narcoleptic. Special trait: can speak several languages.
Caitlin: Lv.28 Archer. Special trait: great guard dog.
Evy: Lv.34 Engineer. Special trait: has a pet elephant.
fuck you all I win this game
Chris: Lv.57 Thief. Special trait: can come back to life.
Booyah
(Source: kamala-ophelia)
hmm ok lets see
ok
ok—
wait
WAIT
ok
ok
wait
WHAT
KNIGHT OF HEART…..does that mean i’m hurting someone….?Knight of void. WAT
Thief of doom… mhm
(Source: bathynomus)
pyro-laughing-alone-with-fire:
I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION OK
THIS IS A FRIENDLY WARNING ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS 2
I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU DO NOT PLAY TF2 ONLINE FOR A WHILE
A hacker is circulating throughout servers, and he’s already nabbed thousands of accounts and stolen all their items.
This isn’t a joke. This guy is dangerous. Some people have reported finding Vintage items via drop and I’m sure all of you know that that just isn’t possible. The item was somehow hacked and it really did bad things to this guy’s account and computer.
IF YOU FIND AN ITEM LIKE THIS, DO NOT DELETE IT. CONTACT STEAM IMMEDIATELY.
I just want you guys to steer clear for a while. One of my good friends got hacked by this guy, and my friend was very wealthy in the TF2 world; I trust his word.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HEAR ME OUT AND PASS THIS ALONG.
oh god.
(Source: ludwiggvanlee)
allireallywanttodoistoloveyou:
Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens <3
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
I just realized I don’t have a gay friend via tumblr…. I need one!!!
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some fierce samurai sword-swinging Victorian lesbians marry other fierce samurai sword-swinging Victorian lesbians
fucking logitech wireless pc mice..
In this video at 34:25 , Rick Santorum called Barack Obama the N word.
If you still support his ass, I’m going to pray for you or something.
Usually, I dont reblog political anything, but HOHOHOLY SHIT
RICK…………………………….rick you’re not even trying to hide it anymore
WOW HAHAH THAT’S SOLD
GET FUCKED RICK
there are no words
just
yep
what a santorashithead
wow. just wow.
LOOK AT THE NEW WASP THEY FOUND HOLY SHIT
I’M OUT
((nOPE!!!!!))
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKSKSKEKFKWPOKGFG i hate wasps :I
(Source: marina-stan-101-xxx)
best one everyone else go home
SCEWAAmm Sceammm scfeafd
scream*
no
OMFG
eeeeeee_eeeeeeeee
(Source: dirtyhomestuckfantasies)
I WANT TO FOLLOW ALL OF YOU.